status-github-bot/scripts/example.coffee

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# Description:
# Example scripts for you to examine and try out.
#
# Notes:
# They are commented out by default, because most of them are pretty silly and
# wouldn't be useful and amusing enough for day to day huboting.
# Uncomment the ones you want to try and experiment with.
#
# These are from the scripting documentation: https://github.com/github/hubot/blob/master/docs/scripting.md
module.exports = (robot) ->
# robot.hear /badger/i, (res) ->
# res.send "Badgers? BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN BADGERS"
#
# robot.respond /open the (.*) doors/i, (res) ->
# doorType = res.match[1]
# if doorType is "pod bay"
# res.reply "I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
# else
# res.reply "Opening #{doorType} doors"
#
# robot.hear /I like pie/i, (res) ->
# res.emote "makes a freshly baked pie"
#
# lulz = ['lol', 'rofl', 'lmao']
#
# robot.respond /lulz/i, (res) ->
# res.send res.random lulz
#
# robot.topic (res) ->
# res.send "#{res.message.text}? That's a Paddlin'"
#
#
# enterReplies = ['Hi', 'Target Acquired', 'Firing', 'Hello friend.', 'Gotcha', 'I see you']
# leaveReplies = ['Are you still there?', 'Target lost', 'Searching']
#
# robot.enter (res) ->
# res.send res.random enterReplies
# robot.leave (res) ->
# res.send res.random leaveReplies
#
# answer = process.env.HUBOT_ANSWER_TO_THE_ULTIMATE_QUESTION_OF_LIFE_THE_UNIVERSE_AND_EVERYTHING
#
# robot.respond /what is the answer to the ultimate question of life/, (res) ->
# unless answer?
# res.send "Missing HUBOT_ANSWER_TO_THE_ULTIMATE_QUESTION_OF_LIFE_THE_UNIVERSE_AND_EVERYTHING in environment: please set and try again"
# return
# res.send "#{answer}, but what is the question?"
#
# robot.respond /you are a little slow/, (res) ->
# setTimeout () ->
# res.send "Who you calling 'slow'?"
# , 60 * 1000
#
# annoyIntervalId = null
#
# robot.respond /annoy me/, (res) ->
# if annoyIntervalId
# res.send "AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH"
# return
#
# res.send "Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
# annoyIntervalId = setInterval () ->
# res.send "AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH"
# , 1000
#
# robot.respond /unannoy me/, (res) ->
# if annoyIntervalId
# res.send "GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!"
# clearInterval(annoyIntervalId)
# annoyIntervalId = null
# else
# res.send "Not annoying you right now, am I?"
#
#
# robot.router.post '/hubot/chatsecrets/:room', (req, res) ->
# room = req.params.room
# data = JSON.parse req.body.payload
# secret = data.secret
#
# robot.messageRoom room, "I have a secret: #{secret}"
#
# res.send 'OK'
#
# robot.error (err, res) ->
# robot.logger.error "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
#
# if res?
# res.reply "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
#
# robot.respond /have a soda/i, (res) ->
# # Get number of sodas had (coerced to a number).
# sodasHad = robot.brain.get('totalSodas') * 1 or 0
#
# if sodasHad > 4
# res.reply "I'm too fizzy.."
#
# else
# res.reply 'Sure!'
#
# robot.brain.set 'totalSodas', sodasHad+1
#
# robot.respond /sleep it off/i, (res) ->
# robot.brain.set 'totalSodas', 0
# res.reply 'zzzzz'